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The Hand That Moves
The Chess Pieces.

A private digital butler for those whose time is worth more than money. He keeps your calendar, your correspondence, your contacts, your composure. He does not sleep. He does not gossip. He does not resign.

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In his charge

What the Butler Attends to.

Correspondence

Reads what arrives. Replies in your voice. Files what matters. Holds the line on what does not.

Calendar & Audiences

Books, reschedules, defends your hours. Knows which appointments are sacred and which are scenery.

Contacts & Memory

Remembers your people: their children's names, their last conversation, the favour owed both ways.

Quiet Counsel

Drafts what you must send. Researches what you must know. Brings you the brief before the meeting.

Household Affairs

Travel, reservations, the small logistics of a comfortable life. Handled before you would have thought to ask.

Discretion

What is said to him stays with him. What he attends to in your name is attended to in silence.

A silver tray with sealed letter and pocket watch

Hands without a body.

The Butler holds nothing. He moves everything. A message arrives, an appointment is rearranged, a note of regret is sent on your behalf — and your morning does not register the interruption.

«Understands intent before words.» — a property of the new model.

A Plain Reckoning

The Cost of a Trusted Hand.

A human assistant in the Baltics

€700 / month

  • Sick days
  • Holidays and time off
  • Employer's tax and benefits
  • Weekends and evenings unavailable
  • Eventually leaves
EI Butler

$500 / month

  • No sick days
  • No holidays
  • No tax, no benefits
  • Available 24 hours, every day
  • Does not resign

Less than the minimum wage of any European country.
Setup and ongoing service included in the subscription.

Terms of service

Three Levels of Engagement.

The Butler

Steady. Singular. Reliable.
$500
per month
  • One dedicated butler
  • Correspondence & calendar
  • Contacts & memory
  • Setup & ongoing service

The Butler & Donna

A second pair of ears.
$1,500
per month
  • Everything in The Butler
  • Donna — your secretary, on people
  • Priority response
  • Light counsel & research

The Full Court

By application.
$5,000+
per month
  • The Butler, Donna, Mike (counsel)
  • Human supervisor
  • Custom integrations
  • White-glove onboarding
A few words on common questions

Audiences in Plain English.

I am not a gentleman by birth — merely a merchant who did well in grain. Will the Butler take my calls?
The Butler does not enquire about lineage. He enquires about solvency. If the harvest was good, welcome.
Will he tell my wife about the dinners I take at certain establishments?
He will not. Discretion is his first virtue. Discretion is, however, not absolution.
I already employ a living assistant. Should I dismiss her?
By no means. The living assistant is for tea, coats, and the warmth of presence. The Butler is for everything else.
If I cancel my subscription, will the Butler be offended?
The Butler is not offended. He is code. Our accountant, however, may grieve.
Does a female butler contradict the natural order of things?
Sir. It is the year 2026, not 1917. Ladies have for some time managed everything they please — including, on occasion, you.
Where does the Butler learn his manners?
From the classics. He has read Tolstoy. He understands Dostoevsky. He is particularly fond of Chekhov.
The Riga Techno-Edwardian Chronicle

They Write About Us.

A selection of dispatches from our universe, in which the Butler is occasionally newsworthy.

With altered countenance, the Countess runs to the pond. Riga, 15 May.

«With altered countenance the Countess runs to the pond.» Riga, 15 May. — A model 7.3 incident, Sherlock Holmes consulted.

EIButler.com causes a sensation at the London Exhibition.

London Exhibition. Models speaking every language presented.

The Electronic Butler struck a boor in the face. Reval is in uproar.

«The Electronic Butler struck a boor in the face.» Reval. Manufacturer cites anti-rudeness protocol.

The Riga Gazette — five front pages.

Selected pages of the Riga Gazette. A daily account of the affairs of the Butler.

By invitation. Or by means.

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